AVIARY SLAG

  
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• Liminary Notice (Optional): Concerning the Vital Stutter of Crows
• Hortatory Index 
• Torchings of Tethers, Potshots at Arteries: A Pickler's Guide to the Highway
• Beach Trench: A Fable of Parents
• Delayed-Reaction Colonization in Absentia of a Forgotten Island
• Still Life with Horoscope
• The Dream of the Classical Tailor
• Still Life with Future
• A Lot of Us Were Wearing Head-Dresses
• L'abbé Martin Serles de Boeuf Speaks
• Sundry Improvement Our Mark
• The Auto Instruction Period
• Only the Wicked Are Marching
• Trip Through the Important Centers of Very Little
• Only the Wicked Are Marching
• The Great Lay of Spain and the Frugal Inquisitor of the Primitive Mind
• Still Life with Hands
• Sadness-Causing Piece
• "Entrance Is Harmless," She Said
• Wife. Then, Event.
• The Rote Less Ravelled: Being Less Than a Sum
• "She's a talker," Said Vainamoinen-of-the-Well-Confused-Tongue, Wiping His Feet
• The Youth's First Trip to the Graveyard
• Nature
• All About Slumber
• Primate Tale
• We Met by Incredible Chance
• Goosings: A Saga of Prostitution
• Art and Independence: My Name Is Asher Lev
• Bobby is Falling
• The Bust Decision
• Perversity, or A Less Nuclear Family: A Warning to Youths
• The Conversion of New York Into Birds' Nests
• Still Life with Drugs
• Our Building Dissembled
• The Conversion Of the Palace
• Bungee Pleasure Recounted
• "The starry night officiates..."
• Romancing the Smelt: Self-Colonization, Mischief, and the West
• Picnic with the Moriahs
• The Symphony and We
• Marty and the Cheesecake
• Men Coming Together in Death
• Shady I Blush But the Mystery Stands
• Hindsight
• The Havana Diary
• Eighty Broadway Plays
• "'My favorite aunt!...'"
• "Greg is fairly matchless..."
• "The ballocks of Mort were dropped..."
• Tale of the Pot-Belly Maniac
• How I Discovered Many Things and Became Well-Known for Helping the Infirm in Moments of Explosion
• The Difficulty There Was in Pleasing Ourselves
• How We Met
• There Was a Fair Hunk of Niceness Offered Us There: The Five-Year-Old's Guide to Growing Up Straight
• Our Life in Mud
• Event of a Boy Who Thinks Too Much
• I Was a Passive-Aggressive Homeowner Type
• He-Man Moments: The Matchless Shafts of Eventfulness
• I Improve Your Confidence In Order To Fuck You Joyously For Us Both
• Vastnesses Untrammelled, We Salute You
• Scholarship Largely Unappreciated These Days
• "Joan of Arc Heard God, Chemists Prove"
• Matter-of-Fact Promptings of the Actual
• Boot
• Large Man in China
• A Gigantic Yet Soaring, Hurtling Plan of the Previous Men's Devising
• They Lived Too Tritely
• I Am a Normal Graduate Student But Then I Fall into the Hands of the Turks, Who Show Me Some Kindness
• The Death of Kilimanjaro
• Boy Enters Palace, Envisions Problem, Improves
• Invitation to the Cocktail
• Here We Are Again
• How the Fish Merchant Turned Out Okay
• Glue in the Melting Pot
• Hortatory Index 

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